Sugar

Rain clouds are coming, got time on my hands

Today is just that kind of day that's not for making plans

I know me and the kitchen just don't see eye to eye

But I got this overwhelming need

For a slice of sugar pie

Sugar for my rhubarb, pastry for the base

Just a touch of chilli to help me find that place

Chocolate covered mushrooms for that decadent surprise

Last of all but not the least

A pair of chicken thighs

I know what you're thinking, those ingredients don't fit

But it only takes one serving to help to make you regular

Just a little taste and you'll be crying out for more

One day you'll find my cookbook will be flying from the stores

Sugar for my fishcakes, add a single bean

Smother it with spinach sauce to make the whole thing green

Add four pints of turnip wine to help the night along

Stir it on a low heat while you sing this crazy song

Sugar for my dumplings a banana in between

Just a touch of angel hair and cover it with steam

Put on a bed of filo sheets and toss it for a while

Guaranteed to hit the spot and leave you with a smile

Sugar, all you need is sugar

Sugar, all you need is sugar

Sugar, all you need is sugar