Killing Time is Murder

KILLING TIME IS MURDER Pretty as a Royal Doulton Rich as the royal mint Fickle as a shadow on the mausoleum wall Phosphorescent and candle lit Busted in the maids' broom closet Corset up around her neck Like a collar on a dog the girl got 'round Faster than a Tampa bred greyhound When all is said and all is done Time will waste everyone Killing time is murder Jibbed out Mary Kay Pimms in the cooler and daughter in the yard Playing California strip croquet Sky daddy's got his eye on you You better keep your vuarnet's on tight But your Brooklyn Hustle and your Fawcett flip He says sugar you're dy-no-mite When all is said and all is done Time will waste everyone When all is said and all is done Time will waste everyone Terry cloth yellow tube top Carton of Virgin Slims Salty as the tepid Sarasota coast line Sinks faster then a Tunny swims Tongue is a sharpened razor Little miss know it some But get her alone she cries I wanna go home Oh, this little piggy plays dumb When all is said and all is done Time will waste everyone When all is said and all is done Time will waste everyone Parking lot almost empty Last tooth in a smile Torrential rain spins the weather vane Oh, summer's going out in style We all leave empty handed No spare dart for the road Spit shine your Mary Janes Oh, this little piggy runs home Spit shine your Mary Janes Oh, this little piggy runs home When all is said and all is done Time will waste everyone When all is said and all is done Time will waste everyone