Show Up Drunk

I’m a little on the wild side

you might say I’m that guy

waking up in the morning

and you’re feeling like the bottom of the last night

but you know I hold my head high

cause it ain’t nothin’ but a short ride

with a burnt mixtape crankin’ Hank

when we pull up at the shoreline

I’ll probably show up drunk

with my shirt undone

drink in my hand

not giving a damn

chasing that summer sun

I’ll probably bum a smoke

try to hold my own

ask me tomorrow and

I won’t remember what I done

I’ll probably show up

I’ll probably show up drunk

Catch me looking on the bright side

I try to be a nice guy

but I flip a little switch and I’ll be

sittin’ at the bar drinking Mai Tais

spittin’ all the right lines

get her smitten with them white lies

she’ll be begging me to leave

I’ll tell her just text me

cause I’m taking my time

cause I’ll probably show up drunk

with my shirt undone

drink in my hand

not giving a damn

high on that neon buzz

I’ll probably bum a smoke

you know I’ll hold my own

ask me tomorrow and

I won’t remember what I done

I’ll probably show up

I’ll probably show up drunk

Call in 2-4-1s

call it too much fun

call it what you want

(I’ll probably show up drunk)

Call it this and that

call it way off track

holla where y’all at?

Cause I’ll probably show up