Your Fault

But it isn't my fault, I was given those beans You persuaded me to trade away my cow for beans And without those beans, there'd have been no stalk To get up to the giants in the first place Wait a minute, magic beans for a cow so old But you had to tell a lie to sell it, which you told Were they worthless beans? Were they oversold? Oh, and tell us, who persuaded you to steal that gold? See, it's your fault! (No!) Yes, it's your fault (no!) Yes, it is! (It's not!) It's true Wait a minute though I only stole the gold to get my cow back from you So it's your fault! (Yes!) No, it isn't! I'd have kept those beans, but our house was cursed She made us get the cow to get the curse reversed It's his father's fault that the curse got placed And the place got cursed in the first place Oh, then it's his fault! (So) It was his fault! (No) Yes, it is, it's his (I guess) Wait a minute though I chopped down the beanstalk, right? That's clear But without any beanstalk, then what's queer is How did the second giant get down here In the first place, second place? (Yes!) How? Hmm? Well, who had the other bean? The other bean? The other bean? You pocketed the other bean I didn't, yes, I did So it's your fault! No, it isn't, 'cause I gave it to my wife So it's her fault! No, it isn't! (Then whose is it?) Wait a minute! She exchanged that bean to obtain your shoe So the one who knows what happened to that bean is you You mean that old bean that your wife - oh, dear But I never knew, and so, I threw, well, don't look here! So it's your fault! (But-) See, it's her fault! (But-) And it isn't mine at all! (But what?) Well, if you hadn't gone back up again We were needy (you were greedy!) Did you need that hen? But I got it for my mother! So it's her fault then! Yes, and what the harp in the third place? (The harp, yes) She went and dared me to (I dared you to?) You dared me to, she said that I was scared (me?) So she dared me (no, I didn't) So it's your fault! (Wait a minute!) If you hadn't dared him to- And you had left the harp alone We wouldn't be in trouble (well, if you hadn't thrown away) In the first place (the bean in the first place) Well, if she hadn't raised them It was your fault (in the first place) Yes, if you hadn't raised them in the first place Right! It's you, you raised the beans in the first place It's your fault You're responsible, you're the one to blame It's your fault