Sith-Inator

You see, the Force with me is weak I've never been that hip or chic, People treat me like a freak Sometimes they even boo and hiss. Let me tell you, even though My midi-chlorians are low, I'll be the Death Star's CEO When they get a load of this... It's a Sith-inator It's a really cool machine. My evil will be greater Than Darth Vader's ever been. You ask all those haters From Naboo to Tatooine, They'll say, "Wow! That Darthenshmirtz is mean!" When this is operational, I'll zap myself, then bam! The Force will be so strong with me, They'll all know who I am! And all those bureaucrats That used to point and jeer and joke If I put my fingers just like this They're gonna start to choke. Moff Tarkin will respect me, Give me medals and a raise. With all my newfound Sith-iness, I'll set the Force ablaze! The Emperor who used to only Greet me with a yawn, He now will say, "I'm blown away!" Much like Alderaan. It's a Sith-inator It's a really cool machine. My evil will be greater Than Darth Vader's ever been. You ask all those haters From Naboo to Tatooine, They'll say, "Wow! That Darthenshmirtz is mean!" It's my Sith-inator, It's got evil moving parts, I'm a Sith creator And my evil's off the charts! And my portrait will be placed On all the grandest evil heeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaarrrrrths... And I'll no longer be the lowest of the Darths! I'll no longer be the lowest The fastest, not the slowest, The yes-est, not the no-est, And you'll all be eating crow-est, I'll no longer be the lowest of the Daaaaaaaaaaaarths! Darth Vader can kiss my bantha!