His Name Is Lancelot

Lancelot you might as well just fess up

Really you're a different kind of guy

Move aside your scabbard

For underneath your tabard

There is waiting to escape a butterfly

His... name... is Lancelot

And in tight pants a lot

He likes to dance a lot

You know you do

I do?

So just say thanks a lot

And try romance, it's hot!

Let's find out who's really you.

His name is Lancelot

He visits France a lot

He likes to dance a lot and dream

No one would ever know

That this outrageous pro

Bats for the other team.

You're a knight who really likes his night life

And by day you really like to play

You can all find him pumping at the gym

At the Camelot Y.M.C.A.!

His name is Lancelot

La, la, la

Just watch him dance a lot

La, la, la

He doesn't care what people say

La, la, la

No Way!

For when he starts to dance

La, la, la

Just grab your underpants

La, la, la

He can finally come out and say that he is G.A.--

Y.M.C.A.

He's Gay!

Okay!