Waiter! Bring Me Water! (Red "Pop" Version)

Yeah He took me to our favorite spot A place we go to hang a lot Something seemed to catch his eye over my shoulder Over my shoulder I turned around to see what's up (what's up) A pretty young thing sure enough She was new, he wanted to know her Know her Oh, yeah Then, she flicked her hair (yeah) Oh, yeah, he began to stare Waiter! (Waiter!) Bring me water! I gotta make him keep his cool (Waiter!) Bring me water He's acting like a fool (Waiter!) Bring me water Uh, oh I did my best to block his view But it was like he could see through me I just knew (knew) he wanted to (to) hold her Hold her Oh, yeah, I ain't gettin' nowhere (yeah) Oh, yeah, she's still standing there Waiter! (Waiter!) Bring me water I gotta make him keep his cool (Waiter!) Bring me water He's acting like a fool (Waiter!) Bring me water, oh-oh Yeah, huh There's gotta be a way to cool this clown He's startin' to embarrass me I may even have to hose him down Bring me water I don't know what he finds so distracting What's so hot about her? I really don't like the way he's acting Bring me water Uh, bring it on Whoa, ooh What's so hot about her? Uh, uh, uh Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Waiter!) Bring me water Gotta make him keep his cool (Waiter!) Bring me water Send him back to school (Waiter!) Bring me water He's acting like a fool (Waiter!) Bring me water Waiter! Bring me water