Just Like a Devil

It's hell in the morning

To look at you lying in my bed

Another morning after

You know I'm wishing that you were dead

Maybe hit by a truck, rammed by a train

You must be crazy 'cause you're driving me insane

I'm just like a devil, you're just like a witch

You only like me because I scratch your itch

I'm too much a bastard, you just like to bitch

I'm just like a devil, you're my witch

I drag my ass into work

I hate my job, you know my boss is gay

You wonder why I save my dough

Then you wonder why you have to pay my way

I should give it up and walk away

I know I should, but the fact still remains

You're finger licking good

I'm just like a devil, you're just like a witch

You only like me because I scratch your itch

I'm too much a bastard, you just like to bitch

I'm just like a devil, you're my witch

In the midnight hour, the smell of love filling up the room

I keep my horns nice and sharp, I keep you quick on your broom

You like to raise lots of hell, I like to lower the boom

I'm just like a devil, you're just like a witch

You only like me because I scratch your itch

I'm too much a bastard, you just like to bitch

I'm just like a devil

I'm just like a devil, you're just like a witch

You only like me because I scratch your itch

I'm too much a bastard, all's you do is bitch

I'm just like a devil

I'm just like a devil

I'm just like a devil

And you, baby? You my witch