But I'm married, I'm married. It's a beautiful thing, man, I'm

Married. And, uh, I'm married. And I don't cheat, I don't cheat

I don't, no. Not because I'm a great husband, just 'cause I'm tired

Of getting caught. Got to put the girls in the mistress protection

Program. "Alright, from now on, your name is Carol, okay? If anybody

Calls you Lisa, you ignore 'em. Okay, Lisa?" "Okay." "Bitch, you

Gonna get us killed! The fuck is wrong with you? You won't last five

Minutes on the streets." No, I don't cheat, man, I don't cheat

Another big reason I don't cheat is 'cause I never really meet any

Girls that wanna fuck me. I'm just not that celebrity. I don't bring

It out of 'em like that. Like, women see Denzel Washington, they go

"I'ma fuck him!" They start kicking off shoes as soon as they see his

Ass. Women see me? Occasionally they wanna fuck me. But when women

See me and they wanna fuck me, they get real practical about it

Women go, "You know what? I bet you if I fuck Chris

Rock, I could get him to pay my Visa bill." I have paid

So many college loans in my day. I have put more girls

Through school than the United Negro College Fund