Tea for Two

Do you long for Oolong

Like I long for Oolong, baby?

Do you long for Oolong

Like I long for Oolong, baby?

Oh man with a boot

From a long tender shoot

Of Oolong

Can you imagine me with you upon my knee?

Tea for two and two for tea

Me for you and you for me, alone dear

There'll be nobody near us to see us or to hear us

No relations, on weekend vacations

We won't have it known

We own a telephone

Dawn will break and you'll awake

And start to bake a sugar cake

Just for me to take so all the boys can see, dear

We will raise a family

With a boy for you, a girl for me

Can't you see how happy we will be?

Are you gone on Ceylon

Like I'm gone on Ceylon, baby?

Are you gone on Ceylon

Like I'm gone on Ceylon, baby?

Oh, man what a boot

From a long tender shoot

Of Ceylon

Flash 1983

Scene, chicks still on his knee

She goes for he

But he's up to his eyeballs in tea balls

And there's been nobody near 'em

To see or to hear 'em

No relations, on weekend vacations

They've never been known

To answer that telephone

Dawn breaks she awakes

Still bakes those knocked out cakes

They've never been tasted

But they're not wasted

They're so pretty to see

They started to raise a family

But the kids left home at the age of three

Singing, Ooolong

Too much of that Ooolong

And now since the kids departed

The family is right where it started

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