I've Got a Splitting Hedachi

Well it's a chilly, chilly evening

And you're burning with desire now

(Get it up, get it up, get it up, go)

I've been doin' calestenics

Just to try to get in shape now

(Get it up, get it up, get it up, go)

The set is on and I'm watching a show

But I can do it if you really must know

Because I've got a splitting hedachi

And I don't wanna serve you now

Ow, I've got a splitting hedachi

Now

I should have known by your actions

What your disposition's geared for

(Get it up, get it up, get it up, go)

But I've had a busy morning

And my cranium is getting sore

(Get it up, get it up, get it up, go)

You said you would give me head

But I'd rather watch Johnny instead

You know I've got a splitting hedachi

And I don't wanna serve you now

Ow, I've got a splitting hedachi

Now

Well it's pushin' 2: 30

And you're feelin' really dirty, yeah

(Get it up, get it up, get it up, go)

You got a hand on my member

And you're tryin to get a tremor, yeah

(Get it up, get it up, get it up, go)

I can't stand it now, the pain is so bad

Oh, it's the worst thing a guy ever had

You know I've got a splitting hedachi

And I don't wanna serve you now

Ow, I've got a splitting hedachi

Now

Oh, I've got a splitting hedachi

And I don't wanna serve you now

Ow, I've got a splitting hedachi

Now...