Philly Cheese Steak (feat. Eric, Fuquan & Swizz) [Skit]

I gotta a girl that I think I'm gon' love forever and forever, we'll be together, together forever

Ha-ha, who that? My ****, you, Rax?

No motherfuckin' doubt, who that? My man Fuquan, top of fifth?

What up, baby?

Ain't nothin', baby, holdin' it down out here, blazin' some of this Glenwood, I'm hungrier than a hostage, dawg, I'm on my way to the store, come with me real quick, hey, hey, hey, hey, yo

What? All my money grippers, s'up?

Aye, yeah, it's me, baby, you know us

Okay, I love that time my money come in the store

What's goin' on, Ackman? Y'all got any good cheesesteaks?

Ackman? What you mean, "Ackman?" My brother Ackmanat. My name is Raul

Oh, my fault, Raul, what's up, baby?

Okay, that's no prob, let's go

Let me get a—two Philly cheesesteaks, salt, pepper, ketchup, mayonnaise, fried onions

Okay, mmm-hmmm

Hold up, man. What type of motherfuckin' shit? What the fuck you orderin' some shit?

That's a Philly cheesesteak, man

I don't know that part, you put garlic, mayonnaise, bell pepper

Huh?

And lettuce on a cheesesteak, what-what are you talking?

Naw, you-you-you totally off, now, you—listen, man, you don't know shit about Philly, dawg

Listen, don't—keep, keep your voice down in here

You don't know shit about 28th and Jefferson

Philly steaks, man

I know that part, my cousin stay that part

21st and Siegal

My uncle build buildings there

10th and Pappal

And stocks and I'm building there too

Lehigh Avenue

I wear Levi's, you know I wear the Levi's

I said Lehigh Avenue

You see the stripes? You can't tell me where I am from, I'm from Philly

You not from Philly, man

Philly, and the I'm the Philly top of the line steak cheese

You from Bangladesh, some fuckin' where, man

No, you get the fuck out and go fight the AK

Oh, oh, there you go with that AK shit again, man, alright listen, baby, I'ma holla back at ya, man, know what I'm sayin'?

That's right

Okay, motherfucker, money fret grip tight jeans

That guy's not from Philly, man

I'm from Philly

No, Philly where we from

No, Philly is where I am from

Remember that

Philly, ****, remember that

Remember that, ****

Fuck you and that cheesesteak, man