My Name is Panchito

My name is Panchito Romero Miguel Junipero Francisco Quintero Gonzalez My mother Maria was born in Bahia The daughter of grandpa Morales His name was Jose and later one day He met my grandma you see Her name was Sofia and she had Maria Maria then later had me My great aunt Michelle had a sister Raquel Whose maiden name used to be Alice She was growing up, too, in Lima, Peru and married Roberto Gonzalez Well, he had Raquel, they had Miguel Who grew up in Ecuador, see Then he moved to Bahia and married Maria And he and Maria had me Ay, yi, yi, yi He's Panchito Romero Miguel Junipero Gonzalez Why, why, oh, why You have a first name, they're really too long I'll try to explain so follow along My father and mother, they married each other The best man was cousin Romero The minister came and went by the name of Father Francisco Quintero Well, it turns out my mother, her favorite brother was called Junipero, you see So my father and mother, the priest and the brother are names that were given to me That's why he's Panchito Romero Miguel Junipero Francisco Quintero Gonzalez Descended from family in Mexico, Chile, Brazil and a couple in Dallas And when I go out and people all shout, "Who can that possibly be?" Why Panchito Romero Miguel Junipero Francisco Quintero Gonzalez the third!