If I Didn't Have You

If I were a rich man With a million or two I'd live in a penthouse In a room, with a view And if I were handsome It could happen 'Cause dreams do come true I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have you Wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have Wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have Wouldn't have nothin' For years I have envied Your grace and your charm Everyone loves you, you know? Yes, I know, I know, I know But I must admit it Big guy, you always come through I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you You and me together That's how it always should be One without the other Don't mean nothin' to me Nothing to me Yes, I wouldn't be nothin' If I didn't have you to serve I'm just a punky little eyeball With an ugly little optic nerve Hey, I never told you this But, you know sometimes I get a little blue And, I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have you Dance with me I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have you I wouldn't know where to go Wouldn't know what to do I don't have to say it 'Cause we both know it's true I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have Wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have You Oh, hey? We're rehearsing a scene for the upcoming company play called uhm "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me" It's a musical, yeah "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me" (pom, pom, pom) So help me, so help me, end scene