Rich, White, Straight Men

You could ride a unicorn to school and if you fall off, you'd have healthcare (No, you don't!) And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free That makes sense and that's fair (No, it's not!) And if you were a lady, then you own your lady parts Just like a man goes to a dealership and then he owns a car Vroom, vroom Fuck you (Fuck you!) What if life as we knew it was over? Guess what? God is a woman, I know her What if rich, white, straight men didn't rule the world anymore? (Hahahahahahahahaha) What if rich, white, straight men didn't rule the world anymore? (Hahahahahahahahaha) If you're from another land, then come here You won't have to climb a wall (Yes, you will!) And if you are a boy who loves a boy You'll get a wedding cake and all (Not in Colorado!) And if you are a lady and you do your lady work Then you will make as many dollars as the boys, not just two thirds Cha-ching Fuck you (Fuck you!) What if life as we knew it was over? Guess what? God is a woman, I know her What if rich, white, straight men didn't rule the world anymore? (Hahahahahahahahaha) What if rich, white, straight men didn't rule the world anymore? (Hahahahahahahahaha) Twinkle, twinkle little star How I wish the world was different Where who you love and who you are Was nobody's fucking business What if rich, white, straight men didn't rule the world anymore? (Hahahahahahahahaha) What if rich, white, straight men didn't rule the world anymore? (Hahahahahahahahaha) What if rich, white, straight men didn't rule the world anymore? (Hahahahahahahahaha) What if rich, white, straight men didn't rule the world anymore? (Hahahahahahahahaha) What if