People Are Pets

They snuck a camera in the court room and all of a sudden you're a star

This ain't the kind of attention

You thought would tear your life apart

Now you got a e-book deal coming maybe a podcast tour after that

A Memoir

sponsored by

your miranda rights

on body cam being misread

Maybe you could call it

People are Pests

but i guess you already knew that, or

People Are Pets

Lay down, play dead

they snuck a camera in the courtroom

and all of a sudden he looks scared

he's not dressing like he used to

They shaved his beard - they cut his hair

I'm not sure if thats his second wife or kid there sitting in the first row

but they look disillusioned by all the things he seems to know

Set my bail

Send me to hell

Burst into flames

And stomp me out

People are pests

I guess you already knew that

People are pets

Lay down play dead