Snack Boy

Been hungry since the day I was born They started feeding me snacks through my umbilical chord Like the hungry, hungry hippo at large You better step back son cause I'm the Hippo In Charge For some snacking is a form of enjoyment For me it's just a thousand dollar weekly habit Loan sharking at 10 points per treat It's just a way of life and a fella's got to eat If you don't got snacks then get out of my face Sugar and sweets it's the only thing I taste Peperoni Pizza all over my face Cuz I'm a Snack Boy Gimme, Gimme, Gimme some more You better give me the snacks before I kick in the door I think I feel a pounding in my chest Could be a cheese burger or cardiac arrest I'm may be fat but I'm not lethargic Just gimme the sweet stuff so I can get started They say I like have seconds and thirds Cuz I eat when I'm full and salad is for the birds