Real Country Man

went upon a mountain, that's when he went hog wild

ran across a bobcat that really got him riled

took a dive in a swimming hole with a toothpick in his heal

gets up every morning and reinvents the wheel

here he comes, and there he goes

where he stops, no one knows

don't know much of nothing, but there's nothing he don't see

caught him in the act one time he went upon a spree

sometimes on a full moon he seems a normal chum

but don't you strike a match because he might be full of rum

here he comes, and there he goes

where he stops, no one knows

step right up and see this real country man

can't you see he's doing the best that he can

best not get too close, but look him up and down

give him what you've got and watch him go to town

well some folks think he's clever, while others think he's dumb

some say how he's cultured, some say he's a bum

he don't mind the gossip, he just turns the other cheek

the bad things slide right off him in just about a week

here he comes, and there he goes

where he stops, no one knows

way down in a cave on day he found a silver streak

mined million dollars but he loaned it to a geek

let his hair grow long then he cut it off to sell

every day at supper time you'll hear him ring his bell

here he comes, and there he goes

where he stops, no one knows

step right up and see a real country man

can't you see he's doing the best that he can

best not get too close, but look him up and down

give him what you've got and watch him go to town