Hambone

Hambone

Hambone, Hambone

Where you been?

'Round the corner

And back agin'

Hambone, Hambone

Where's your wife?

"In the kitchen cooking rice"

Hambone, Hambone, pat him on the shoulder

If you get a pretty girl, I'll show you how to hold her

Hambone, Hambone, where have you been?

All 'round the world and back again

Hambone, Hambone, what did you do?

I got a train and I fairly flew

Hambone, Hambone, where did you go?

I hopped up to Miss Lucy's door

I asked Miss Lucy would she marry me

"Well, I don't care if Papa don't care!"

First come in was Mister Snake

He crawled all over that wedding cake

Next walked in was Mister Tick

He ate so much it made him sick

Next walked in was Mister Coon

We asked him to sing us a wedding tune

Now Ham

Now Ham