Fake Plastic Trees

Her green plastic watering can

For her fake Chinese rubber plants

In a fake, plastic earth

That she bought from a rubber man

In a town full of rubber plants

To get rid of herself

And it wears her out, it wears her out

It wears her out, it wears her out

She lives with her broken man

A cracked polystyrene man

Who just crumbles and burns

He used to do surgery

On girls in the eighties

But gravity always wins

And it wears him out, it wears him out

It wears him out, it wears

She looks like the real thing

And she tastes like the real thing

But fake plastic love

And I can't help the feeling

I could blow through the ceiling

If I just turn and run

And it wears me out, it wears me out

It wears me out, it wears me out

If I could be who you wanted

And if I could be who you wanted all the time

All the time