ミュージックビデオ
ミュージックビデオ
クレジット
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Brian Posehn
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Brian Posehn
Songwriter
歌詞
[Verse 1]
Yeah, uh
Starts with the keys
God, who says "keys"?
Anyway, starts with the keys
[Verse 2]
Then comes that beat
You know that beat
Warm and familiar
Like your dog's farts
[Verse 3]
And then those claps
Couldn't they get real people?
And then the verse
And then I snore
[Verse 4]
Katy Perry, Lady Gaga
Drake and even Macklemore
Alan Thicke's kid, One Direction
Mumford and their shitty sons
Kesha, Biebs, Lorde, Miley
Even Bruno Mars
I'm sure he's super talented
Well, try telling that to my ears
I'm not saying that I think they all should die
I'm just saying that
I'm just saying that
I'm just saying that
It makes me want to cry
cry
cry
cry
Cry
CRY
CRY
CRY!
[Verse 5]
New music sucks
New music sucks
It really, really sucks
Holy shit, it sucks
Yes, indeed it sucks
<robot says it sucks>
New music sucks
Fucking A, it sucks
[Verse 6]
New music sucks
(It's just two notes)
<listen to the robot>
(Just two notes)
It really fucking sucks!
(Repeating)
I told you that it sucks
(Throughout the whole song)
Don't you know that it sucks?
(Just two notes)
It really fucking sucks
(Two crappy notes)
New music sucks
(Just repeating)
It really, really sucks
(Not three notes)
[Verse 7]
It's not because I'm old
It just isn't good
I'd rather hear some Billy Joel
And I fucking hate Billy Joel
Imagine Dragons?
Imagine me stabbing your face
[Verse 8]
Sure some of it's okay
But no one wants to hear about that, that...
[Verse 9]
Katy Perry, Lady Gaga
Drake and even Macklemore
Alan Thicke's kid, One Direction
And motherfucking Fall Out Boy
[Verse 10]
New music sucks
New music sucks
It really, really sucks
Holy shit, it sucks
Yes, indeed it sucks
<robot says it sucks>
New music sucks
Fucking A, it sucks
[Verse 11]
New music sucks
(It's just two notes)
<listen to the robot>
(Just two notes)
It really fucking sucks!
(Repeating)
I told you that it sucks
(Throughout the whole song)
Don't you know it sucks?
(Just two notes)
It really fucking sucks
(Two crappy notes)
New music sucks
(Just repeating)
New music sucks
(Not three notes)
[Verse 12]
Couldn't get a guest rapper
So, here we go...
[Verse 13]
Sixteen white guys sitting in a room
Trying to figure out where the track goes boom
Black Sabbath wrote a song called Hand of Doom
The King of Latveria is Victor Von Doom
New rap sucks, but that's another song
Blah, blah, blah, blah, suck my dong
If Tupac were alive he'd still have one nard
Maybe Macklemore is okay, this rapping stuff is hard!
[Verse 14]
(Do you guys think we could still get Macklemore?)
(Make a call)
[Verse 15]
New music sucks
New music sucks
It really, really sucks
Holy shit, it sucks
Yes, indeed it sucks
<robot says it sucks>
New music sucks
Fucking A, it sucks
[Verse 16]
New music sucks
(It's just two notes)
<listen to the robot>
(Just two notes)
It really fucking sucks!
(Repeating)
I told you that it sucks
(Throughout the whole song)
Don't you know it sucks?
(Just two notes)
It really fucking sucks!!!
(Two crappy notes)
New music sucks!
(Just repeating)
It really, really sucks!
(Not three notes)
Written by: Brian Posehn
