Christmastime at School

We’re not going to The Burrow

We’re staying in school this year

We’re gonna make some mischief

Spread some Weasley cheer

We can’t wait for Christmastime at school, whoa-oh

We can’t wait for Christmastime at school

There’s snow outside the castle

We’re not gonna stay in bed

We’ll knock Fat Lady’s portrait off the wall

And use her as our sled

We can’t wait for Christmastime at school, whoa-oh

We can’t wait for Christmastime at school

We’ll make Filch Christmas cookies

Some for Mrs Norris too

They’ve got chocolate chips, a stick of butter

But they’re mainly U-No-Poo

We can’t wait for Christmastime at school, whoa-oh

We can’t wait for Christmastime at school

Tiptoed to the dungeons

Found Snape asleep in his chair

Transfigured his robes into pantyhose

And put cornrows in his hair

We can’t wait for Christmastime at school, whoa-oh

We can’t wait for Christmastime at school

We can’t wait for Christmastime at school, whoa-oh

We can’t wait for Christmastime at school