Horsepower

Look at you Bendan on your way to class Prolly thinkin whether or not you should go to mass Lookin' like a popsicle lick lick lick Walk right out the door thinking you're a slick Rick Slap on those headphones drown out the noise Skip down the steps dreaming of cowboys Now somethin bout' Bendan, he likes that fame So vet school's the last thing on his brain I wanna be a Cowboy, I really wanna ride I need a big horsey by my side! Neigh neigh neigh I love that shit My cowboy love ain't counterfeit Oh damn he just tripped I hope he's okay Just a bit of dirt now he's on his way He's getting close to class, he's almost there But someone in the distance is givin him a stare Bendan keeps walkin, he means no harm But deep inside there sounds an alarm Wee woo wee woo Brendan's pissed A quickdraw showdown he can't resist Fuck this guy I'll kill him good! Gun him down like a cowboy would! I would draw first and shoot him in the chest! Of every outlaw, I'd be the best Oh that boy's movin, keeps his pace Mime Box groovin to St. Kitts place It's 7:56 he just checked his watch His limbs are flailing, surely top notch Eight o' clock and Bendan sits his ass down In time for his prof to make a big frown Hey there little Bendy you have a good morning? Life outside the Wild West for Bendan is boring Look at these losers, studyin' for tests I'm out here avoidin' multiple arrests Listen here prof, let's discuss This class ain't big enough for the two of us He studies some tendons, obeys the prof The girl next to him points out his weird cough "Stop being so annoying stop going erhh-erhh" But he can't hold it back out comes the erhh-erhh She scoffs and turns, now Bendy's really sad Cuz only in his dreams he's a horse lad Deep in his brain he keeps up his dreaming The cowboy inside him won't stop screaming Howdy bitch you enjoy all this coughing? I'd enjoy you more inside of this coffin I'll round up this whole class and lasso y'all I'm done with vet shit, this cowboy's AWOL