Young Dad (Acid Jungle Mix)

It’s a pleasure to meet you

I bet you’re a credit to your mother

I try my best to please you

But the way you grimace at my dancing

I don’t think I’d stand a chance no

Your hair and your clothes are black monotone

I’ll keep my shirt and my sweater combo

I’ll suck my gut to appease you

Sing words in time that rhyme and well

We prayed this phase would just pass through

Now honey, the kids are out on Monday and they’re drowning

When you arrive at the venue with a portable strobe

I’ll keep my shirt and my sweater combo

When you arrive at the venue in feathers and fur coats

I’ll keep my shirt and my sweater combo