God Slap

Oh you started up a little business did ya?

Oh you're a well driven little grafter are ye?

Grabbin' life by the scruff are ye?

Well that's real nice

Professional musician is ih?

Following your little passion is ih?

Grabbing life by the scruff is ih?

Well simmer down there ya fuckin' condescending little

GeeBag

You're in deep

The hill is steep

You are thick

Thick as a brick, thick as a brick

So bend over his lap

And take your god slap

So bend over his lap

And take your god slap

"Are ye all workin'?"

Forget about your man you're just a dressed up shite headin' straight for the van

"Are ye all workin'?"

Forget about your man you're just a dressed up shite goin' straight for the van

You're thinkin' of the bigger picture is it?

Think you're a collective individual do ya?

Oh you're a little woke boy are ye?

Well that's real nice

"I don't like the tone of your voice"

"Well you can iron me sack if you want to"

"Listen here you're treadin' on ice"

"And what's a little sap like you gonna do? If there was a shortage of wankers you'd make two"

"Takes one to know one you're about as useful as an ashtray on a bicycle"

So bend over his lap

And take your god slap

So bend over his lap

And take your god slap

You are thick

Thick as a brick, thick as a brick

"Are ye all workin'?"

Forget about your man who does the dressed up shite headin' straight for the van

"Are ye all workin'?"

Forget about your man who does the dressed up shite goin' straight for the van