Is This Halal?

So

I had a hankering

For a chicken roll

So I hiked up to the Dunnes

From Barnwell Road

Yes

The very same Dunnes that

Mr. Monaghan

Can't get his ass in

Cuz he knows what he did

And

I walked up to the counter

She said "What you have?"

One chicken roll, please

Don't cut in half

She served it hot and fresh

The lady called

But then it dawned on me --

Wait, is this halal?

Is this halal?

Is this halal?

Is this halal?

Is this halal?

Is this halal?

If it ain't halal

I ain't touchin' it

If it ain't halal

I ain't lookin' at it

If it ain't halal

I ain't fuckin' with it

If it ain't halal

I ain't payin' for it

I threw it on the ground

As fast I could

Fuck this shit

Why am I misunderstood?

Why should I bother

With b-tec chicken?

You must be trippin'

You got me flippin'

So

I wandered off

Just to get lost

To search for some truth

What would it cost?

I walked

I hauled

With all these restaurants

Is there anything halal?

Anything halal?

Anything halal?

Anything halal?

Anything halal?

Anything halal?

If it ain't halal

I ain't touchin' it

If it ain't halal

I ain't lookin' at it

If it ain't halal

I ain't fuckin' with it

If it ain't halal

I ain't payin' for it

If it ain't halal

I ain't touchin' it

If it ain't halal

I ain't lookin' at it

If it ain't halal

I ain't fuckin' with it

If it ain't halal

I ain't payin' for it

Do you have any idea

How hard it could be

To find someone with the

Same ratio as me?

Do you have any idea

How hard it could be

To find someone with the

Same ratio as me?

If it ain't halal

I ain't touchin' it

If it ain't halal

I ain't lookin' at it

If it ain't halal

I ain't fuckin' with it

If it ain't halal

I ain't payin' for it

If it ain't halal

I ain't touchin' it

If it ain't halal

I ain't lookin' at it

If it ain't halal

I ain't fuckin' with it

If it ain't halal

I ain't payin' for it