Postal Lady

I wipe the crust from the corner of my eye

I walk towards the kitchen and pour myself a coffee

I prolly step on a Lego just to verify

That I'm still alive and y'all ain't killed me already

Daddy loves you

I say "What's up?" to the baby

Like, "What's up, baby?"

You're such a baby

And then I find the other kids and give 'em all high fives

Say good morning to my life, it's a glorious life, right?

(Meow) I put some food in the cat's bowl

That way, the cat doesn't think I'm an asshole

And put some Cheerios in Sean bowl

Mixin' in the Golden Grahams for the combo

The sun kind of sneaks in slow

Like melting gold

It's like lava when it starts to flow

Even when it's cold outside

And the whole Southside

Still covered with snow

But this is a beautiful summery kind of bright color

Coloring book, good vibes and good looks

Got me lookin' out the window from the front of the house

I put my foot on my knee when I took a seat on the couch

Waking up my phone so I can watch the clock

Like there's a countdown

But there's not now

Usual, you're punctual like a nail

I see the government vehicle, here comes the mail

And the package that's arriving, it's not mine

It's some shit that my wife ordered online

Like if the sun burns out and civilization stopped

My doorstep would still catch some more cardboard boxes

It's a problem

This ain't the time to address it

Though I'm not tryna look like a midlife mess

But yo, here she comes now, no words, no smile

Just hands me my mail and walks toward the horizon

Postal lady

Shout out to you

Go, postal lady

You make my own day a little bit brighter

You got me hopin' that my signature's required

Postal lady

Shout out to you

Go, postal lady

I'll never stop you or pester you

But I appreciate the fact you're not another sweaty dude

Postal lady

Shout out to you

Go, postal lady

You're kind of like a unicorn

The only one to ever really deliver it in that uniform

(Cringe)

Postal lady

Shout out to you

Go, postal lady

She come rain, sleet, or snow

What the hell is sleet, yo? I don't even know