The Ballad of Don Tucker

Last night I came inside a frog

And I slept just like a log

Tomorrow I go to school again

That's where I'll see all my friends

And they won't know that I just fucked a frog

I fucked a frog, fucked a frog

I fucked a frog, fucked a frog

I fucked a frog, fucked a frog

I fucked a frog, fucked a frog

I fucked a frog

The world could learn to get along

If everyone sang this fucking frog fucking song

Tomorrow I go to school again

That's where I'll face all my friends

And tell them how I fucked a fucking frog

And we can get along, fucked a frog

I fucked a frog, we can get along if you

Fucked a frog, fucked a frog

You should fuck a frog, we can get along if you

Fuck a frog

I'm running home from school

Nobody thought my frog fucking was cool

The principal said she'd tell my mom

We don't really get along

Especially now that I have fucked a frog

Oh my god I fucked a frog, I fucked a frog

I fucked a frog, this is so wrong

I fucked a frog, I fucked a frog

Oh my fucking god, I fucked a frog

Fucked a frog, oh my fucking god

I fucked a frog, this is fucking wrong

I fucked a frog

I fucked a frog, I fucked a frog

I fucked a frog

I fucked a frog