Secret Ugly Baby

Breath, at the side of every cheek

Keeping it for a desert week

Save everything you have left

Bury it somewhere out west

Relax, the muscles inside your arms

You’re breaking the broom and the wand

The witches are needing a queen

And they tear your dress at the seams

Isn’t it a silly thought

You’re the one who made the idea

It’s an ugly child and we should give it away

Spend time, spend life, spend energy

On my baby!

La La La La

Mind full, spilling onto your Sunday best

Roll around in the mud with the rest

Brown and pink don’t even clash

It matches your wrestling mask

Chin up, resting on the highest shelf

Dust bunnies spit venom as well

A fever occurs in the mind

Throw away the fruit and eat the rind

The class reads textbooks

Learn how to cope less

These kids grow up so fast

Spend money, spend love, spend everything

On my baby!

La La La La

Hold on to my secret ugly baby

Hold on to my secret ugly baby