Hey Slug

Walk into my room Put on my shoes Grab my keys put them in my pocket Take one step towards the door That's when I hear a little voice that says hey watch it Okay who was that I'm about to have a heart attack I look left, right, up, down That's when I see a slug on the ground I have a moment of hesitation Am I scared of the slug or the confrontation I don't know, but I know I gotta handle this So I got on the ground and I said to him Hey slug, are you a rug slug Broke your way into my room like you're a tough bug You need a hug slug You've had it rough, but Don't think you're getting any of my love, cause This is my room and you don't pay rent Not tryna start an argument But I'm a need you to head to the door So you can be halfway there by 4 Days from now, never mind This might be a waste of my time but All I wanna know is can you disappear Cause I'm a need you to get the slug out of here And he didn't move Man they never taught us this in school like What do you do with a slug on your rug that won't budge Cause I got no clue But I saw that his head was nodding Yeah I think that he's feeling the beat I got And so we danced to our favorite song all night And it goes like Hey slug, are you a rug slug Broke your way into my room like you're a tough bug You need a hug slug You've had it rough, but Don't think you're getting any of my love, cause This is my room and you don't pay rent Not tryna start an argument But I'm a need you to head to the door So you can be halfway there by 4 Days from now, never mind This might be a waste of my time but All I wanna know is can you disappear Cause I'm a need you to get the slug out of here There's a slug (I'm a slug) On my rug (I'm on your rug) I don't know (she doesn't know) What it wants (I just wanna be a slug) There's a slug (yup yup) On my rug (I'm on your rug) And I'd be pretty cool with you moving in Cause I heard that you play the violin And it goes like Hey slug, are you a rug slug Broke your way into my room like you're a tough bug You need a hug slug You've had it rough, but Don't think you're getting any of my love, cause This is my room and you don't pay rent Not tryna start an argument But I'm a need you to head to the door So you can be halfway there by 4 Days from now, never mind This might be a waste of my time but All I wanna know is can you disappear Cause I'm a need you to get the slug out of here Yup yup Yup, I'm on your rug Yup Yup I just wanna be a slug