Gay for Me

How far would you go to love yourself?

Which base would get to

Before you said forget you?

Would you French kiss your reflection?

Or praise your own erection?

Would you stop at a H or a BJ?

Or would you go all the way?

I guess I’ll go

A little bit gay for me

I guess I'll go

Gay for me

I guess I'll go

A little bit gay for me

I guess I'll go

Gay for me

My A-card is out of the deck now

At least my dick replica ain’t a let down

I’ve been shitting on everything I see

I might stop if I put my dick inside of me

I admit, the plan sounds painful and absurd

But in my life I’ve pinched some pretty big turds

Why does all growth gotta hurt at first?

I'm worried my butt like just might burst

Is there any gain I can get without pain?

These are the thoughts that clog my drain

So I get online and find tips as I scroll

There’s two distinct sphincters inside of a butthole

The first is voluntary, it’s under my control

But the second’s involuntary, it’s opened by my soul

I’m halfway down the shaft thinking I can’t take no more

Do I accept myself, if I do not endure?

I can’t do it! It won’t got any further

I can’t unclench my second sphincter!

You have to forgive yourself for all the times you mistreated yourself!

It’s stopping you from complete self-acceptance

Here, use the ancient Hawaiian practice of Ho’oponopono

Say it: I love me, I’m sorry, I forgive me, I thank me

I love me, I’m sorry? I forgive me, and I thank me?

Na you really got to feel it

You can’t force it!

Alright I'll try

I love me, I’m sorry, I forgive me, I thank me

I love me, I’m sorry, I forgive me, I thank me

I love me, I’m sorry, I forgive me, I thank me!

I’m in, I’m in!

The light is bright now I can see!

And I guess I went a little bit gay for me!

I know myself now

Inside and out

I feel the ups and downs

I feel all the doubt

I feel the little ridge of the edge of my head

I’ll go easy on myself like my cheeks are spread

And talking it out is the best kind of lube

When you’re struggling with the friction of accepting your tube

Sexuality is like most things I guess

It’s all on some kind of spectrum

But you don’t know where you fall

If you never made a silicone replica of your dick and balls

And shoved it up your rectum

I guess I went

A little bit gay for me

I guess I went

Gay for me

I guess I went

A little bit gay for me

I guess I went

Gay for me

I guess I went

A little bit gay for me

I guess I went

Gay for me