Mystery Man

Cause I’m a Mystery Man, you ain’t got a clue,

About my life, ‘bout my dog, ‘bout the size of my shoe.

Cause I’m a Mystery Man, I know you want some juice,

Girl let me show you what I’m growing in these circumstances too.

Cause I’m the Mystery Man, my ego going wild,

I’m gaining subs, climbing numbers, insta-followers piled.

Cause I’m the Mystery Man, this shit ain’t healthy yo,

Friends are lacking, numbers stacking but the fame is my bro.

Cause imma fucking troll, imma fuck your hoe,

Balaclava on the Beach, bro I stole your dough,

I’m gonna get some more, of your family bro,

First your sister then your mother next up is ur hoe.

Cause I’m a Mystery Man and you ain’t knowing shit,

About my life, ‘bout my fate and the size of my dick.

Cause I’m the Mystery Man, bro imma make you sick,

When you see me at your mom’s where I’m kissing yo chick.

Mystery Man on the beach, ahhhh, slippedy slap on ‘em cheeks, ahhhh. Mystery Man on yo bitch, ahhhh,

She ain’t even hot imma ditch.

Cause I’m the Mystery Man, here is for number two,

I make her bark *woff, woff, woff*, she just like scoobie-doo.

Like who the fuck are you, you’re like a stone in my shoe,

My vacuum cleaner, like a bimmer, it’s even hotter than you.

Cause I’m the Mystery Man, let’s go for number tree,

She wanna come for me, she even payed the fee.

Cause I’m the Mystery Man, I’m here to let u free,

Ma’ girl I’ll let u flee, like Call Of Duty kill spree.

I’m rocking Jo Malone, I’m gonna follow her home,

The scent of daddy right behind me bro she want some more,

She gonna get some more, DHL to the door,

Home delivery, she got shivery, dick went deep to the core.

Cause’ I’m a Mystery Man, yo that’s not hard to see,

I’m going wild in your dreams, how fucking hard can it be.

Cause’ I’m the Mystery Man, and you ain’t stopping me,

From getting bags, money, bitches and your family tree!