What Is a Man?

There are so many, so many fish in the sea

Must I want the one who's not for me

It's just my foolish way, what can I do about it?

I'm much too used to love to be without it

What is a man? Is he an animal?

Is he a wolf? Is he a mouse?

Is he the cheap or the dear kind?

Is he champagne or the beer kind?

What is a man? Is he a stimulant?

Good for the heart, bad for the nerves

Nature's mistake since the world begun?

What makes me give? What makes me live?

What is this thing called man?

Hello, Jack, I can't keep the appointment

Have an awful cold

Hello, Frank, have to meet my husband

So long, please don't scold

Hello, hello, love

What is a man? Is he an ornament?

Useless by day, handy by night

From Charlie Chaplin to Charlie Chan

They're all alike, they're all I like

What is this thing called man?