I'm a nice and funny guy

Didn't mean to make you cry

Now I feel so bad

For making you feel bad

I never meant to do that

So I would appreciate some kind of apology

'Cause I feel so bad for making you feel bad, honey

I'd never do that on purpose, I'm nice and I'm funny

I'm a guy, guy, guy, guy

Put yourself into my shoes, baby

I write conscientious tunes

Plus, I could never do something malicious, that's absurd

Aren't you impressed that I used that word?

But I would appreciate some kind of apology

'Cause I feel so bad for making you feel bad, honey

I'd never do that on purpose, I'm a nice and a funny

Guy, guy, guy, guy

Listen to yourself right now, you sound like you were just born

But you weren't, you are a big boy, time to fucking act like one

All your logic sounds ridiculous, so listen to me, Hen

You need to just sit right down and try

But you won't

'Cause you're a guy, please

I am the one who should be receiving an apology

'Cause you made me feel bad first according to chronology

Your story doesn't even add up, oh god, oh buddy

But I get it 'cause you're a guy, guy, guy, guy

Guy, guy, guy, guy