Pervert

Met a girl just the other nite She was cute and punk rock She was just my type I think I'll ask her out to my next show And if I'm lucky I'll get her to go down and blow Cuz you're a pervert That's who you are Trying to get laid But you're not getting far Always trying to feels here and there Always peaking at my underwear I couldn't believe it she said yes So now I'm excited To look down her shirt All of a sudden to my surprise She stuck her hand Right between my thighs and said We can get some beers Or maybe get high I've got some condoms If you wanna have fun But by that time you Were already done? I wasn't 30 seconds after that I already had you on your back I began to spin and twirl You didn't know I was a nympho girl I guess my plan just all went wrong This is a shitty Middle Class Hero song So my advice to you would not be A sleazy sex crazed pervert like me