If Momma Only Knew

Growing up it was yes ma'am, no sir

Ballet classes and perfect homework

Thank you cards after every birthday

Sippin' my soup the proper way

She always told me pretty is as pretty does

Better believe that I paid attention cause

That wooden spoon came out when I got crazy

My momma taught me how to be a lady

If Momma only knew

I was lying next to you

Had a little shot or two

Of that Tennessee Honey Jack in my purse

She saw me standing there

Right up on that bar room chair

Just tossing round my hair

She'd say Oh My Oh my

If Momma Only Knew

Now every lady's got a little wild side

She brings out when the time feels just right

Across the room I see those need you baby blues

It's looking like the perfect cue

You know that apple falls beneath its tree

If momma only knew how well that applies to me

If momma only knew

All the trouble I'm into

She'd take a little shot or two of that Tennessee Honey Jack

She'd show off her redneck roots

In her motorcycle boots

And her little heart tattoo

She'd say Oh My oh My

If momma only knew