Thank You Mariah

Snowing in LA on the dinner table Down in Boyle Heights they be playing dreidel Red black and green candles this is so fire Light up the tree so our spirits are higher A knock knock knock knocking on the door I never heard any carolers before Hey Britney, come here I'm so excited In fact, shoot, everyone's invited Then the little girl sings all I... NO Not in my house, do you know anything else No, we only know Mariah Thank you Mariah, here's your reminder You ruined Christmas, oh why oh why ya Everyday every year, everywhere in my ear Grandma's house, in n out Can't escape, I'm freaking out (Do do do do do do do, do do do do do) Thank you Mariah (Do do do do do do do, do do do do do) Thank you Mariah All I want for Christmas is another jingle What am I supposed to sing if I'm trynna be single Who am I kidding I care about presents Fill up my stocking with cash and extensions A knock knock knock knock knocking on the door Another caroler just showed up for some more Oh Britney, its you I'm so excited I need a world class pop star to help me fight this I'm about to sing in your house yeaheeaah That's great, can you sing anything else Yes, I sure can, all I... NO Thank you Mariah, here's your reminder You ruined Christmas, oh why oh why ya Everyday every year, everywhere in my ear Grandma's house, in n out Can't escape, I'm freaking out (Do do do do do do do, do do do do do) Thank You Mariah (Do do do do do do do, do do do do do) Thank You Mariah This year I'm making a list an checking it twice Of all the people I'd rather hear sing a Christmas song Like Rihanna or Madonna(Holiday) We all know, Ed Sheeran's got something hidden up his North Pole Michael Bluble, where are you at? Remember that one time That Will Ferrell sounded like a mix of Fergie and Jesus Even that would be better I'd even rather hear the little white boy From the Chainsmokers do a Christmas song Everyday every year, everywhere in my ear Grandma's house, in n out Can't escape, I'm freaking out Thank you Mariah!