Buttcheeks are buttcheeks, not like the cheeks on your face

But the ones on your butt, yeah, those

It would be hard to sit without them, it would be hard to poop without them

When the turds hit the toilet I can always hear the plop

That's sort of disgusting, I don't care

Sometimes, your mom, she looks like a pear

Big buttcheeks

Big buttcheeks, isn't it true?

Big buttcheeks

Big buttcheeks told me to tell you

Big buttcheeks

Big buttcheeks, isn't it true?

Big buttcheeks

They told me that they need to tell you

The smell radiates and inflates my big buttcheeks

You once were starving, but then you ate pizza

Big buttcheeks

Lots of big buttcheeks

Big buttcheeks in the air

Big buttcheeks don't care

The big buttcheeks told me that they need a breath of air

Big buttcheeks

Big buttcheeks, isn't it true?

Big buttcheeks

Big buttcheeks want me to tell you

Big buttcheeks

Big buttcheeks, isn't it true?

Big buttcheeks

But buttcheeks, they want me to tell you