Sail Ho!

Looking down scope we see fear in their eyes A shadow cast over, they'll meet their demise We're searching for treasure and ready to loot If they stand in our way they know that we'll shoot Jumping and swinging and climbing on board They are no match for our beer bongs and swords We slaughtered the crew and ransacked their boat We grab the captain, and put a knife to his throat "I'll take you to our gold", he groans, "I'll trade it for my life There's an island just South West of here, round your men we sail tonight These riches you will find, have been left untouched for almost a hundred years Buried in the cove, beside the seas, what lies within is a mystery" Sailing downwind, with booty in mind We've taken his word, we'll see what we find Anchored onshore as we foresaw the trap We are Lagerstein! Too smart for that He's dragged through jungle, X marks the spot Our prisoner be useless, in the mouth he was shot The chest has been found, through its treasure we seek A map lies within that looks truly unique Holy shit can it be that the legend is true, the fountain of rum is real It's the tastiest drop with an endless supply, it's a pirates fantasy This map that we found, will take us there, near Bundy the fountain lies Set the bearings to the sky, prepare the ship, ahead we fly! Over the clouds we soar, in search of this uncharted land Through the night and day, with this map in hand The fountain of Rum awaits, our steins will forever be full Anyone who stands in our way, will die! Over the clouds we soar in search of this uncharted land Through the night and day, with this map in hand The Fountain of Rum awaits, our steins will forever be full No matter how long it takes, we are unstoppable