歌詞
Don't be pensive or get apprehensive
Please check your cognition; I will use repetition
I may seem offensive, or reprehensive
Don't judge my position without a correct definition
Angst and trepidation are incorrect sensations
Applied to colloquy. Oh satirical me
Check your indignation, it was lost in translation
You misconstrue me with traumatic irony
Accept this harlot's apology
You're choking on your rhubarb
We're up to dick
Please don't make a boner
Written by: Aaron Lee Schaffner