If You Don't Shut Up

If you don't shut up

I am going to slap you

I've had enough of your voice

Please just shut up

I am going to slap you

Backhand and handicap you

If you don't shut up

This may be a surprise

But I don't give a crap

I actually despise your voice

You've raped my ears

With all your blabbin' flappin'

I'm gonna give you a slappin'

If you don't shut up

I don't believe in violence

I just like a bit of silence

I can't believe no one has slapped you yet

If you don't shut up

I'm gonna slap you up the head

If you don't shut up

If you don't shut up

If you don't shut up

(That's it)