I'm a PDF, do you know what that means?

I'm a PDF - inside computer screens

'Cause the P stands for 'Portable', D stands for 'Document', F stands for 'Format'

'Cause the P stands for 'Portable', D stands for 'Document', F stands for 'Format'

I'm a PDF, designed by Adobe

I'm a PDF, but can you edit me?

Yeah, the P stands for 'Portable', D stands for 'Document', F stands for 'Format'

Yeah, the P stands for 'Portable', D stands for 'Document', F stands for 'Format'

But if you wanna edit me, good luck in doing it for free

You'll have to go online you see - and then they'll charge you a small fee

I just wanna edit a few bits, this website is the total shits

I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know what I'm doing

'Cause the P stands for 'Portable', D stands for 'Document', F stands for 'Format'

'Cause the P stands for 'Portable', D stands for 'Document', F stands for 'Format'

I shouldn't have to add on a Chrome extension

What is a .tff file anyway?

Why is this so damn freaking hard? I've just signed up with a credit card

There's got to be another way, then signing up free for 7 days

I'm asking you Adobe please help me, I'm begging you - I'm on my knees

Just help me Adobe, help me. I'm having a breakdown!

'Cause the P stands for 'Portable', D stands for 'Document', F stands for 'Format'

'Cause the P stands for 'Portable', D stands for 'Document', F stands for 'Format'

Christ!

Death to Adobe!

Death to Adobe!

Now it's got a freaking watermark on it...

'Cause the P stands for 'Portable', D stands for 'Document', F stands for 'Format'

'Cause the P stands for 'Portable', D stands for 'Document', F stands for 'Format'