Michael Jordan Nissan

Every brand's got an angle

You just have to find it in every company

At the Food Lion, they named their school Lyon

And it made them money

We've gotta go to work, I got the master plan

We're gonna change it up, I'm making cash change hands

I got an angel investor up my sleeve

An up and coming local MVP

You gotta hear me out, he'll take it to the paint

This is a masterstroke, he's gonna make it rain

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Think Tim Horton

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Break out the dictionary

Look up the meaning of "libel" and also of "slander"

I haven't worked 27 years

To be so insulted by some Yankee rando

I'm on my Bluetooth now, I'll get his heart rate up

We're gonna clean him out, I'd like to clean his clock

This is a matter of life and death

'Cause I'm a complicated person and I'm worthy of respect

Who'd ever teach their kids to disrespect and lie?

What kind of world is this? No world I recognize

It's the zeitgeist

It's the Antichrist

It's a Michael Jordan Nissan

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Due to my strong personal convictions

I wish to stress

That any resemblance to actual persons

Living or dead

Or to actual events

Is purely coincidental

At my counsel's behest, I have no choice but to act

Some little boy's out to learn, you can't defame in this track

This is the reason we have legal protections

SSII requires a clarity of intention

We're going hard to the key, we'll leave it all on the court

We'll take it into OT and clean his butt off the floor

This is toxic shock

This is Ragnarok

This is Michael Jordan Nissan

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