(You're) Timeless to Me

Aw, baby

Don't you realize come what may

You'll always be my joy buzzer, mmm

Styles keep a-changin'

The world's rearrangin'

But Edna, you're timeless to me

Hemlines are shorter

A beer costs a quarter

But time cannot take what comes free

You're like a stinky old cheese, babe (Huh?)

Just getting riper with age (Oh)

You're like a fatal disease, babe (What?)

But there's no cure, so let this fever rage

Some folks can't stand it, say time is a bandit

But I take the opposite view

'Cause when I need a lift, time brings a gift

Another day with you

A twist or a waltz, it's all the same schmaltz

With just a change in the scenery

You'll never be old hat, that's that

Ooh, you're timeless to me

Oh, Wilbur

Fads keep a-fading, Castro's invading!

But Wilbur, you're timeless to me

Hairdos are higher, mine feels like barbed wire

But you say I'm chic as can be

You're like a rare vintage ripple

A vintage they'll never forget

So pour me a teeny-weenie triple

And we can toast the fact we ain't dead yet, ha!

I can't stop eating, your hairline's receding

Soon there'll be nothin' at all

So you'll wear a wig while I roast a pig

Hey, pass that Geritol

Glenn Miller had class, that Chubby Checker's a gas

But they all pass eventually

You'll never be passé, hip hooray

You're timeless to me

Oh, Edna baby, dance with me

Oh, Wilbur

Oh, you make me feel like a girl again

Oh honey, show me the bumper

Honey, I think my bumper's stuck in neutral

Well, don't break it, we may need it later

What do you think of this one, big boy?

Woo, yes, yes, yes!

Can you feel that all the way over there?

You're like a broken down Chevy

All you need is a fresh coat of paint

And Edna, you got me goin' hot and heavy

You're fat and old, but baby, boring you ain't

Some folks don't get it, but we never fret it

'Cause we know that time is our friend

And it's plain to see that you're stuck with me

Until the bitter end

And we got a kid who's blowin' the lid

Off the Turnblad family tree

You'll always hit the spot, big shot

You're timeless to me

You'll always be du jour, mon amour

You're timeless to me

You'll always be first string

Ring-a-ding-ding

You're timeless to me

Wilbur, maybe you should pull a shade

You're timeless to me

Aw baby, you're teasing me

You're timeless to me

Wilbur, let's take this upstairs

You're timeless to me