Milo

When I first saw you my heart stopped

We left all of our friends and we walked

Hand in hand, we stayed up all night and talked

Oh wait I forgot, I'm too scared

To talk to you I just remembered

Your boyfriend is mean and strong and 12 feet tall

But darling please give me a call

If you decide that you prefer math degrees to muscle tees

Then I'll be right here waiting with my pocket protector

I'll never bench my own weight but

I can antidifferentiate

All fucking day what can I say?

I'm not like those other guys

I know I have different ways to spend Saturday nights

Join me and my D20s

Let's start our own lore together with these new character rolls

I heard you like clubs and dancing

I've never been, how bad could it be

Sounds perfect for my social anxiety

I might have forgot to mention

I've got no moves or fucking rhythm

But I'll drive you to the bar and read Pratchett out in the car

I'm not like those other guys

I know I have different ways to spend Saturday nights

RPGs and MMOs

Turn on your console and I'll pull your lock through this weeks nightfall

I know I'm not like other guys

Please won't you walk with me tonight