Fun Times Around the Dumpster

I'm having last night regrets about the stupid shit I've done

I made out with this girl, didn't use the condom

Her VD reputation just got through to me

God I'm stupid I shouldn't have trusted her

I shouldn't have fucked her behind the dumpster

And every night it's just another agony

While waiting for results so bummed that i can't sleep

I'm so depressed but i should do opposite instead

(Stephen Lunch) I should think positive, no wait, I didn't say that

That's what you get when you hang out with skanks

Will my dick turn to black and fall off

Will I end up like poor Tom Hanks, I'd rather not

I don't want to walk alone in the "Streets of Philadelphia"

Dear God the results are in

Can't watch I don't think I can win this one

I'm so anxious

Please don't let me be infectious

Ok now it's die or live, gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis or HIV

Slowly open up my eyes and see, the results are negative

FUCK YEAH

No more crazy shit like this anymore

No more hanging around with suspicious whores

No more outdoor sex for me to explore

No more fun times 'round the dumpster

For me ... ever again, ever again