Rhine Jive Click

Crowded gymnasiums, no shortage of knockouts

And a country dance sellathon

Overworked spines, all efforts considered

Ooh

Ooh

But not before the prize is posted

The king-sized electric institute

Is proud to prevent

"Dazzling Rhine Jive Click and His Up-and-Coming Bombardiers"

Al-fucking-right!

Hottest axe in a million years