O My Lazy Baby

O My Lazy Baby

O my lazy baby I still love you

In spite of all the loving you don't do

And I'm your lazy baby I admit it too

I guess I could make you happy

But don't bother to

O my lazy baby you're a train wreck

A kiss of life could save you on your craned neck

But I'm your lazy baby and I do nothing

But wait for someone stronger

To blow that breath in

I haunt the broken bed

With the force of the long dead

O my lazy baby I can't lift my head

O my lazy baby I still love you

But I don't lift a finger although I want to

Cos I'm your lazy baby with so much work to do

I guess I could make you happy

But I'm as lazy as you

And if I don't make you happy

Someone else is going to

Do I want to make you happy?

I do, I do, I do