Revolution Traffic

Well it’s 2029 ok

All across the Former UK

Neural dial-up flip the switch

But my matrix picked up a viral glitch

Well I got a little Mona other side of town

She got a cute twink-tank in candy brown

Can’t get no uplink my substrate’s fried

Looks like it’s time to head outside ... hectic

You’ve sucked in static

I’m stuck in traffic

Can’t take the Tube ‘cos I’m not on facebook

Can’t walk ‘cos the Council sold the pavement

Jumped in my antique air-mobile

Ahh shit Tweet Police on my tail

You’ve sucked in static

I’m trapped in plastic

We’ve been duplicated

I’m stuck in traffic ... revolution traffic

Crawl from the wreck I’m bleeding hard

Crowd of iPeople surround the car

Check my messages one last time

She replied “Access denied”

You’ve sucked in static

I’m stuck in traffic

We’ve become automatic

I’m stuck in traffic ... revolution traffic