Caveat everything ‘cause I’m aware that my mind works different to yours

I’d like to get away from it all

Come home put my phone in the microwave oven

Beans and macaroni and cheese and jacket potatoes

A cake in a mug

You can cook anything you want

(You can cook anything, you can do anything, you can be anyone you like)

You can be anyone you like

Criticise everything ‘cause I’m aware that my life’s just as boring as yours

I’d like to get away for a while

Find a wife

Spend my time doing things I can’t stand

We go to Spain for a week every summer

My Way - Sinatra gets played at my wake

You can say anything you want

(You can say anything, you can do anything, you can be anyone you like)

You can be anyone you like

Probably not